Sunday, January 06, 2008

The Most Horrible Thing I've Seen

At the bottom of this post is a link to the most horrible thing I've seen.

And that, my friends, is saying a lot.

I have a job in which I see horrible things every day. Photos, videos, police reports and medical records containing the most-foul images and descriptions you can imagine. I worked with Carl for a time, who had a special savant-like gift for finding "things" on the Internet, and who also liked to share those things.

I used to play Internet games with Mitch, long before the days of censorship or regulation. We would race to see who could find the worst abominations.

And yet, somehow, the link at the bottom of this post is worse than any of them.

I'm not going to tell you who showed me the Most Horrible Thing. I will say, though, that the person also showed it to their mother. Fortunately, they did not show it to my mother.

BEFORE WE GET TO IT

I would first like to post a couple of videos which ONLY show the reactions of other people who are watching the video. This is NOT the ACTUAL video itself. These are merely the reaction shots.







So, now, surely you must be curious. Perhaps you have an idea what it's all about. Perhaps you have no clue.

But the question is, are you going to watch it?

I mean, I'm going to give you the link. All you have to do is click on it. But what will that act say about you? (what does it say about me??)

Frankly, if you buy into any one of the many quaint-but-antiquated concepts of morality, this video falls squarely into the definition of "immoral."

Even if you are 100% amoral, Satan-like, lacking any shred of conscience, even you will feel dirty after watching this.

If you do click on the link, don't even think about doing it at work. Even if you work alone, from home, in your own house, don't. Don't watch it in front of your kids. Don't watch it in front of anyone about whose opinion you care. Don't watch it while eating, pregnant, or recovering from stomach surgery. Don't watch it if you believe in Jesus or Allah. If you believe in Buddha, it's probably OK. (He's less judgemental.) Oh hell, just Don't watch it.

You have been warned. (Oh, and don't get lulled by the kissing...)

If you feel you must, click here to see: The Most Horrible Thing I've Ever Seen.

(Addendum: I just went back and looked again. Really, this is Too Horrible. Please, resist the temptation, DON'T CLICK THE LINK!!)

OK, whether you watched it or chose to avoid it, here is a special bonus reaction video featuring your favorite Muppet...

13 comments:

  1. Egads. It moved.

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  2. It was a classy touch that they overdubbed the sweet, sentimental music.

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  3. Speechless8:32 AM

    Eww...

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  4. I think one of these gals is a patient of mine. I wondered where she got that "ass breath"

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  5. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Is this where they coined the phrase "shit eatin' grin"?

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  6. Unshocked11:05 AM

    This didn't shock me nearly as much as I thought it would. I don't know what that says about you or me.

    The people in the reaction videos are pussies

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  7. Anonymous11:34 AM

    The vomit is a nice touch.

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  8. This is 2 girls 1 cup, right? Seen it! Actually, I only saw the first minute. Couldn't watch the rest. DISGUSTING!!!

    I loved the part of the reaction video where that one guy spends 5 minutes vomiting in the toilet.

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  9. Found another good one:

    BME Pain Olympics
    Hatchet Vs. Genitals

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  10. I think tomorrow's post will be about puppies and sunshine.

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  11. Anonymous2:54 PM

    ...the waters and the flowers and the rivers...

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  12. Curiously, the first time I heard of that video I was having dinner with Ms. Anna in California. It was a nice dinner of Indian food.

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  13. Apparently the girl in the video also had a nice dinner of Indian food...

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