Thursday, January 26, 2006

Porn

(Hey, the following links are obviously X-rated! Like that's gonna stop you...)

That's right, the time has come. Let's talk about porn. Come on, don't be bashful. Let's just get it out in the open.

Porn is as porn does. The Supreme Court might not know what porn is, but we all know what we like. Perhaps you're not very sexually aware, or maybe you're in denial. In that case, porn may come in the form of food, or perhaps a Pottery barn Catalogue.

Perhaps you are a sex freak, but your twist is more subtle. Perhaps your fantasy life is full and you only need moderate kindling to light the flame.

Maybe you're just an abomination to God. It's OK, really, you are in very good company.

OK, for me, I really enjoy the volume and ease of simple internet porn. There has been much speculation about what sort of devilish titillation lurks about my personal porn list. Well, the time has come, in Willy Wonka-ish fashion, I shall share the bare-bone highlights of my list:

Let's start with the Peeping Moe

This is an old site, with it's roots dating back before the bubble. Do you remember JenniCam, Jennifer Ringly, the semi-pudgy real girl who pioneered real-time web cam technology? One lone college girl, living her entire life in front of a web cam. Everything. EVERYTHING. I remember running off to the computer lab every hour while studying for the bar exam to catch up on Jennifer's life. (No wonder I took the bar exam twice...)

Well, Peeping Moe capitalized on the movement that Jennifer launched. Moe now links hundreds of real-time live cams (most for a fee) for the voyeur in all of us. Do you like to watch? Well, this is the site for you.

But speaking of voyeurs, one of my all time favorites is Voyeur Web.

This is a major international site that collects amateur photo submissions from around the world. It has a hard-core pay site, and an extensive soft-core free site. Photos are sent by the models, or sometimes their husbands. Boyfriends send their girlfriends, and sometimes themselves. This is strictly amateur hour, and you can always find REAL women (and some men). Some are Hot, and some are earnest. If you don't like what you see, hit the back button. You're not going to find a whole lot of airbrushing here.

While this site often serves my prurient needs, I do frequently find it kind of sweet. Often you'll find submissions sent in by some schmuck in Nebraska, showing off pictures of his favorite lady. She might be a little heavy, and certainly not Playboy material, but he's proud of her and he loves her and he wants everyone to see how good he has it. Sure he's spreading naked pictures of his wife around the internet, but I think it's a compliment to the women, in some sick perverted way...

I guess there always has to be rip-offs though. Did you enjoy Voyeur Web? Well, there's still more of the same at the little rip-off site called Free Project Voyeur.

And then there's Ronbo.

Ronbo is a genius. He's a "photographer" and a "film maker" who basically pays hot women to have sex with him while he films it. Ronbo, as you can see, if a shriveled-up ugly old man with a cheesy mustache, and a 10-inch penis. (God bless him.) Ronbo used to have tons of free preview material on his site, but he's tightened-up the buffet in recent years. Still, if you click around long enough, it's quite a show.

Enjoy high-class literate smut? Be sure to check out NERVE.

It used to be a completely-free on-line sexuality magazine. Profit motives have gotten in the way in recent years, but there is still enough free flesh there to have a good time. Read it for the pictures, or read it for the articles. Who cares? You're surfing in the privacy of your own home anyway.

Be sure to check out Tiava.

This is a massive link list recently shared with me by a friend. He's a good friend. Tiava is a good site.

And finally, we come to my very favorite internet porn site: Mad Thumbs.

Maybe you have detected a pattern in my list. I don't like pop-ups. I don't like re-direction. I want a clean-running filthy porn experience. I want it to be free. I want good variety. I absolutely do not want ad-ware or viruses. Mad Thumbs is the place.

It's a thumbnail gallery. You see what you're going to get before you get there. If you find your way into their archive pages, the editor has provided a color code for anti-virus security. If the frame isn't green, don't click on the pic. It's that simple. Thanks Mad Thumbs for protecting me during my porn-surfing safari.

Well, that's it kids. That's my porn list. Do you have favorites that I haven't listed? Well, by all means, share them with your friends here in the Lounge. It takes a village, sometimes, to find the best filth.

8 comments:

  1. I've seen Mad Thumbs-- I like sites that let you view preview thumbnails before you waste your time downloading something you decide later you weren't interested in :-P

    My favorite is Richard's Realm, because it's free and very well organized. Everything's categorized and easy to find. Good quality stuff. A wide enough variety to suit most tastes. Best of all? No annoying popups!

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  2. And as Lisa pointed out, Richard's has pigtail porn...

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  3. Anonymous9:14 AM

    I can't believe I just spent all that time reading a post about internet porn instead of looking at internet porn. What am I thinking?

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  4. My friend M from Los Angeles has suggested the following:

    The Hun! (thehun.com)
    Useless Junk.com
    Nowthatsfuckedup.com
    Webgirlsonline.net
    Formergirlfriends.com
    Drunkuniversity.com

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  5. Brian Smith10:57 AM

    Bri, Your wellcome for the Tiava.com recommendation. I still appreciate you telling me about babe-a-licious.com too. I enjoy it every day.

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  6. All the frames are red, but I'll click them anyway.

    famouspornstars.com

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  7. Wait...wait... Nerve is a PORN SITE???

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  8. Nerve is more literary smut

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