Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Most Beautiful Person on Earth

I really don't find Angelina that attractive. I know 99% of the rest of you do, but I don't. I don't think she's unattractive. She just doesn't float my boat. I'll be the first to admit, though, I can be kinda dumb on occasion.

I guess Brad Pitt's attractive too. Women and gay men tell tell me so. Sure, I guess he's kinda pretty.

So, now they have gone and mated, copulated, achieved reproductive impregnation. Too bad for those other kids that she bought on the third-world market. The first born prince/princess of the pop world is on his/her way. There's nothing like growing up in the shadow of your yet-to-be-naturally-born sibling...

So, when this Messiah of the movie industry is born under the Hollywood sign, and the three wise studio executives come to offer their gifts of gold, Botox, and a development deal, what will they see? What will this cinematic Kwizatz Haderach look like?

Well, as usual, science has the answer for us. With the assistance of a massively powerful super-computer, used normally by the NSA to read everyone's email, leading scientists from the USC film school and researches from AFI have produced the following DNA-based Topofacioprogenograph of the new Jolie-Pitt baby:

God bless modern science!


  1. Brian Smith9:03 AM

    Im slightly arosed. Is that bad?

  2. Brian Smith9:06 AM

    Nevermind, I suddenly lost interest

  3. Alright, Quick Draw...

  4. Angelina? Ewww!
    Brad Pitt? Double eww!!
    And that morph? Should be against the laws of nature :-P

    Thanks a lot. I shouldn't have read this while eating my lunch!

  5. Brad is way hotter than Angelina, no contest.


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