These hairless monkeys have taken the next step in human evolution, casting off the shackles of shame.
The naturist community is a utopia of sorts, stressing a lifestyle of physical fitness and social cooperation. Everything they do, they do as a group.
I'm not exactly clear what the fascination is with water though;
Or net-oriented sports. With all of the racquet swinging, it just seems hazardous...
And always, they bask in the dignity of sportsmanship and the pride that comes from a game well-played. Well played without pants, but well played nonetheless...
Watch the spike!
They are also apparently obsessed with lawn care. Who knew?? (There was a joke in there about keeping the bush trimmed, but I'm just to tired to put it together... Feel free to make up your own jokes.)
So the family reunion was a success?
ReplyDeleteNaked men with lawnmowers. It's a realm of pornography hereto unseen.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have often been voted "most likely to drop pants in public," I've never been to a nudist/naturist event...
ReplyDeleteThey call it "Burning Man."
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