One dear reader called my attention to the fact that I haven't posted any pictures. So, here you go. Here's a picture. It's one of my favorites. I have no idea who these guys are, But I enjoy sniggering at their unfortunate appearance.
See? Don't you feel better about yourself knowing that you don't look like this? Kinda makes you feel superior, doesn't it? Hurray for you, king and/or queen of the world!
Of course, I guess I am making the assumption that you look better than this. Perhaps you don't. Well, my condolences then. You must be awfully lonely. Does your mother even love you? Right, I didn't think so.
Some world religions would suggest that these guys acted poorly in a past life. Other world religions would suggest that they acted poorly in this life. I would personally suggest that their mother was impregnated by a close relative ( or perhaps a llama.) Who knows.
Well I hope you enjoyed this little session of picture sharing.
"I would personally suggest that their mother was impregnated by a close relative (or perhaps a llama)."
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. This is even more remarkable as I was not drinking milk at the time.
Fascinating. Phantom milk-spew... You may be the Kwisatz Haderach, or it may just be a brain tumor. You should have that looked at.
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