Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers werekilled."
"Oh No!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this display of emotion, and watching nervouslyas the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Even a registered Republican can smile at this one.
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Who is "Leah" anyway? Is that pronounced like flea (Fleah) or ... like a Frenchman: "Le ahhhh..." Is she even a real person? Why doesn't she have the common courtesy to leave a comment like everyone else (by the way, where is everyone else)?
ReplyDeleteI say we bring this Leah (or Leah, depending on your pronunciation) out of hiding. C'mon Leah...Leah? Where are you?
Oooh, Amanda too. She was kinda sassy.
And what about that tom guy. Get tom back here too. Tom? Please come back tom. You can heckle my comments regardless of what Brian posts about (what was that thing about the cartoons anyway).
Oh, and anonymous...get that feller in here.
*sigh*
ECHO!
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ReplyDeleteCool! It worked!
ReplyDeleteI could say something here, but it's really more fun just to soak up how sad this all is.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a joke provoke so much desperation. I'm oddly aroused.
ReplyDeleteMusta been a better joke than I originally thought...
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