Monday, August 20, 2007

Grand Unification

In the sandy land of Allah, beneath a well-worn tent of many colors, sat a young man hunched over a glowing screen. Power cables ran from the lip of the tent wall to the power outlet in his Mercedes parked along side. Likely alone, or at least away from the prying eyes of his mother, he typed in English.

He went to Google, that much I know, and he searched for images featuring the word "Ass." Fortunately for him, that search paid off, and at precisely 7:38 a.m. PST that search led him to the Gin & Tonic Lounge.

Twelve hours later, just a short distance from Riyadh, yet a religion away, another young man sat in Tel Aviv, searching Google for the exactly same thing. He too found his way to the Lounge.

Ass, specifically soft-core sexy pictures of it, is the great unifier. It is the common thread that can heal the rifts of this war-torn world. Forget poverty, injustice and genocide. Hot Ass pictures are the key to cultural healing and global peace.

So, although I am only one man, and this is only one blog, here is my contribution to making this world a better place:


  1. That reminds me. I need to get my ass waxed.

  2. Anonymous8:25 AM

    She has a pretty heinie. I saw lots of them at the beach over the weekend.

  3. hooray for nice butts

  4. They could have been looking for pictures of donkeys

    That is a nice butt

  5. Anonymous3:24 PM

    theres not enough wax in the world carl

  6. Ahhh.. If that's all it takes for world peace, I'll start circulating some of these power point presentations I have...

  7. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Good man. World peace via sweet ass seems to me to be in order


Be compelling.

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