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Drunken Ramblers, Vagrants, and Sundry Hooligans
Be sure to click on the photo for close up goodness.
ReplyDeleteMorbid. Fascinating.
ReplyDeleteUgh. That shit is disgusting. Kind of like your herpes.
ReplyDeleteYou should see what a stripper will do to it for a dollar.
ReplyDeleteNo physical contact in Oregon. I'd have to cross the river into Washington for that action...
ReplyDeleteYes, because the OLCC keeps the ladies in Oregon classy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Daisy could work me into her act...
ReplyDeleteTold you to stick a hot needle in it in the first place..
ReplyDeleteOregon is a police state. Strict fireworks laws, can't pump your own gas, and you can't get a lap dance.
ReplyDeleteYet you can kill yourself legally.
It all suddenly makes sense...
Eh, I dunno-- I liked being pampered and not having to mess with pumping my own gas, while in Oregon!
ReplyDeletePumping gas just sounds so dirty to me
ReplyDeleteIts a Brit thing
It is dirty. What did you think we were talking about? Topping off the petrol?
ReplyDeleteAnd, there may be a law about no physical contact here, but they only seem to enforce keeping the patrons from touching the strippers or I wouldn't have been felt up last time we went.
ReplyDeleteapparently Amanda pumps gas every night after her mom goes to bed... or so she recently blogged...
ReplyDeleteOh that's right Fred! That was a good show...
ReplyDeleteI lost my heart in a strip club in Washington...
ReplyDeletethat wasn't your heart, it was your wallet...
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't his virginity
ReplyDeleteAnd we fill up with petrol, not top off
Once again, top off sounds dirty
"Fill up" could sound dirty too ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhy do Brian's comments go totally off topic?
ReplyDeleteHere he is playing for sympathy for his poorly finger and it becomes strippers, masturbation and sexual terms...
Ah, but you know he likes it better that way!
ReplyDeleteI think this is the first time I have ever effectively sabotaged the comments section. Go me!!
ReplyDeletePass the tonic, please.
Brian, would you take pictures of your mutant finger in different locations around Portland? Kind like a traveling garden gnome?
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