I met the new neighbor this weekend. Well, actually, I met two of my neighbors this weekend, wich is surprising and odd, since I both fear and loath my neighbors. However, the point here is really just the new neighbor. The next door neighbor. The house I was worried about.
Seems nice enough, although I detected something of a sneer as he looked at my small-ish SUV, and announced that he was "Walking to Albertsons."
Jesus Christ, that's like a mile away...
Anyway, he seems nice, and just moved from Hawaii. His wife and kids are arriving in August, which means, I guess, that he's not gay, or at least not officially. I mean, he IS a walker...
Also, I learned that he is a doctor, which is a bit of a step-up for me, having grown up next door to a drug dealer. His name was Gary. I'll share my Gary stories with you sometime. But for now, I can revel in the fact that the new neighbor is a doctor, and likely, not a gay one, not that there's anything wrong with it...
Sunday, July 15, 2007
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Brian - instead of chasing the ambulance, you can just follow the doctor from next door
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was a low blow, Sorry, bad lawyer joke. I shouldn't make them considering I still want to be a lawyer when I grow up.
ReplyDeleteI already thought about handing him some of my cards...
ReplyDelete...and if you have some mysterious weed wacker accident you know which way to yell for help...
ReplyDeleteunless he's a gynaecologist and then he'll be no help at all..
ReplyDeleteor there could be a mysterious gerbil incident with the misses
ReplyDeleteMysterious gerbil/hamster incidents are usually men, that and hoover attachments accidents
ReplyDeleteWomen tend to have mysterious falling on bottles, glasses and other strange objects accidents
Im a nurse, Ive seen it all...
If walkers are gay, then what do you consider runners?
ReplyDeletemasochists.
ReplyDeleteYou think I'm happy to be next to a couple of Lawyers?
ReplyDeletethat was supposed to be my comment
ReplyDeletegood save...
ReplyDeleteMasochists-- quite apt. I prefer "unholy". Running is, after all, against my religion.
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