The golden age of television.
Let me make sure I got this right. Two bionic legs. One bionic right arm. One bionic telephoto right eye.
But that's it. Right? His spine isn't reinforced? No adamantine coating his bones? No sub-scalpal safety helmet? Normal boney rib cage?
Right. I thought so. Just checking.
Although, when I was 6, I ate this crap up! Although, to be honest, the maniac robotic Mars rover episode really freaked my shit out.
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Oh yes, remember running in slow motion making that sound? I still do that sound when I'm...well nevermind.
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