Tuesday, July 24, 2007


The golden age of television.

Let me make sure I got this right. Two bionic legs. One bionic right arm. One bionic telephoto right eye.

But that's it. Right? His spine isn't reinforced? No adamantine coating his bones? No sub-scalpal safety helmet? Normal boney rib cage?

Right. I thought so. Just checking.

Although, when I was 6, I ate this crap up! Although, to be honest, the maniac robotic Mars rover episode really freaked my shit out.


  1. Oh yes, remember running in slow motion making that sound? I still do that sound when I'm...well nevermind.

  2. Anonymous11:10 AM

    And who didn't have Steve Austin fight the incredible hulk?

  3. Break out the velour v-neck and get some hot wheels and legos.

  4. Steve Austin was the boyfriend to all my Sindy Dolls

    He was a plastic hunk, him and Action Man

  5. Anonymous2:59 PM

    I had not one, but TWO wonderwoman action figures. Apparently my parents forgot to check with Sant aon what he was bringing that year.

  6. I wouldn't mind a little bionic rolling around in the woods......can I get a helllzzz yes!!!?


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