Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Miracle

I poked the dead fish to dislodge it from beneath the bubble wand, and it jerked back to life and swam away.

I believe that I now have the healing power to bring the dead back to life.

6 comments:

  1. um, no....

    It wasn't dead, it was stuck

    idiot

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  2. I think there is also an image of Mary in the Algae growing on the side of the tank. I think it's time to start selling admission to catholics...

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  3. maybe you can heal your own gayness

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  4. Perhaps that explains your fascination with putting your hands down your pants....

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  5. I'll buy a ticket if you stop asking to borrow my rosary beads - they smell funny now.

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  6. There are places in this world where they believe that I can heal with a touch.

    It is not as much fun as it sounds.

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Be compelling.

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