Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Business Proposition

(Thanks to DR. Brian for this one)

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."

Sadly, the girl said, "No."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said, "I have to consult my boyfriend."

So, she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend, being savvy, instructed her to ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast. He surmized that Johnny would not even be able to get his pants down quick enough. The girl, therefore, agreed and accepted the proposal.

Half an hour passed, and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes went by, the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

Sounding out of breath, the girl explained, "The bastard used quarters!"

Reading for Comprehension:
1. Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, or you WILL get screwed!


  1. Anonymous5:26 PM

    That must have been one of the most amusing days that office ever had.

  2. Most amusing office days ever: the look on our boss's face when Bri came in with the forehead hickeys. Good times, good times. Have you told that story here yet?

  3. Dont think I havent tried that one on one of my hygienists!!


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