Thursday, September 14, 2006

Highly-Placed Sources Suggest


Mr. Gin & Tonic has it on good authority that the Lounge was visted late last night by a long-lost mid-ranking government lackey. (No, not my wife...)

I am very pleased to welcome Jason to the Lounge!

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Another one of Brian's butt-lovers

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  2. Well, so much for the warm welcome. Thanks.

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  3. What would Jason say if he found you in the shitty hole with broken legs?

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  4. Jason,
    Despite what Brian has told you about this place, he lied. You will begin to question your own sanity. Everyone here abuses substances and worships the devil. The people here will expose your weekness and make you cry. If you are lucky they will pull your hair and call you susan. In other words...a group of lawyers.

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  5. The funny thing is Dr. Brian knows Jason, but doesn't realize that he does.

    And Lisa, if I were in the hole, and Jason walked by, I would have to assume that he would say: "Hey, we'll be back to help you, just as soon as we've finished up with New Orleans..."

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  6. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Hey! Not everyone here is a lawyer. I take offense to being lumped in with them.

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  7. Hey!!

    Ok, first, jason, if he ever reads this thing again, is a lawyer too.

    Second, We're not all as bad as Carl...

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  8. Mrs. G&T11:04 PM

    Alas, Jason of the empty chair is not a mid-ranking government lackey lawyer. Must be a different Jason. Does he have a sequin tuxedo?

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  9. Im with anonymous

    Another lawyer.....just what we need..

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  10. Do I know this Jason?
    I only care about people I know.

    Or more specifically, I only care about people that know me.

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  11. Great now Jason can learn all about my vagina!

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  12. Brian, I think it safe to say, I have found you in a shitty hole. Who are these people? If they are lawyers, how do they have so much time away from their AA meetings? If Ev's vagina is to be featured, where are the photos? S0 MANY QUESTIONS, SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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  13. Well, not everyone here is a lawyer. Those who are, are not necessarily good ones.

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  14. OH I hope Dr. Bri is shake'n in his scrubs - Jason is going to win next years award for best commentator......that is if the pics of my vagina don't scare him away - you might want to hold off putting those up.

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Be compelling.

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