Thursday, December 13, 2007

2:00

So, each day at 2:00 p.m., two things generally happen. I have already discussed one of them.

The other is that our pal, Fred, usually sends me a link to the best Overheard in the Office post of the day.

Today was no exception. However, I believe that today's post was perhaps the best one ever...

OVERHEARD IN THE OFFICE

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:26 PM

    A conversation in my office this morning...

    RENEE: Well I'm just glad that I don't have boys because they always touch themselves and it gets everywhere.
    HEIDI: Well no, it doesn't have too.
    RENEE: My sister-in-law told me that she has to clean splatters off of her sons mirror next to the bed.
    HEIDI: How old is he?
    RENEE: 16
    B.S.: Maybe he should consider a career in adult film
    RENEE: Why is that?
    HEIDI: Normally, it doesn't shoot that far.
    RENEE: Well my husband can shoot it over my head.
    B.S. That's probably something I shouldn't bring up at the Christmas party is it?

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  2. Anonymous11:30 PM

    My favorite office topic was when one of the gals in work wanted to know what cookie cutter she should use to shape her pubic hairs.

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  3. Anonymous10:51 AM

    A conversation heard this morning.

    RENEE: Dr. Smith looks really good this morning. He really fills out those scrubs.
    HEIDI: I was thinking the same thing. I'm blushing.
    RENEE: Do you think he would let me blow him?
    HEIDI: Oh, I want in on that.

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