It was dark as I crept down the hallway
My kids asleep soundly in bed
I was at the drunk-end of this long day
With beer farts that could wake the dead
With stealth I slunk slow in to felt sheets
But it struck me as if with a gong
Not four did I count there, but six feets!
I knew at once something was wrong
There was my wife, but also another
A girl, I found to my horror
Four sharp rib-poking inches, Oh Brother!
Of course, Dora the Explorer...
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Do you ever find that the zoo has taken up residence in your bed? About age three, it seems all the stuffed animals in the house had a penchant for sleeping in mommy and daddy’s bed.
ReplyDeleteOf course I drew the line at legos. No legos in bed. Those hurt.
Ah. The long awaited "Strangest thing I ever found in my bed" blog. This outta be fun.....
ReplyDeleteDora the explorer is a show created to brain wash our kids into thinking that speaking Spanglish is ok.
ReplyDeleteCould this be a Rock Ballad with an Poison rift? Or is it strictly a halloween spooky poem ballad?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you got that three-way... I don't think that ANYONE wants to know where she was "exploring."
ReplyDeletewell, I wouldn't say "strangest..."
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you Dr. B for your take on Dora...
ReplyDeleteDid it sober you up right away?
ReplyDeleteAnd why do I find it disturbing that of all the comments, only Mitch's mirrored my initial reaction?
crap...you caught me
ReplyDeleteSubtle as you are, I was somehow able to crack your secret code...
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