I've mentioned before that Fred sends me a daily BEST-OF update from a site called: "Overheard in the Office"
Well, I just had to pass along today's submission:
Young guy to his friend: At least if she's got diarrhea, I won't need the lube.
Friend: Dude. That's gross. Like I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Guy: Well I mean it sounds gross and if you get past the smell, it's pretty kick ass. Awesome texture man!
Friend: You've done this before?!
Guy: The first time, I didn't want to. But afterwards, I was thinking of sneaking her laxatives cuz it was so rad. But dude! I lucked out, she has digestive issues!
Friend: What the hell did NYU do to you?
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Speaking of GERD...I just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteand thats with an "E" smartasses!
My tummy grumbles
ReplyDeleteStill, he puts it in my butt
He likes the texture
A bowl of lentils
ReplyDeleteEnsuring warm volcano
Lava on jade stalk
Oh GROSS.
ReplyDeleteI'm sending this on to my boyfriend. I LOVE gross-outs.
Geez... with posts like this, I am going to suggest more discussions of clothing choices, religion or politics...
ReplyDeleteOk, I totally missed this yesterday, all I have to say is YUCK! Just sayin....
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