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Ok, so, readership is down.

Sites like Technorati and Blogarama say to sprinkle your titles with popular search terms. Well, hell, I've done that, haven't I?

And what about content?

Jesus, I'm writing poems about media-savvy archaeologists. I mean, what more could you want?

Pictures of large-breasted women, you say?

You bet!


What else?

Ewan McGregor in a towel? Why not!!

Hurray for the lowest Common denominator!! Why didn't I think of this before??

Here's some Dita! She's always good for a ratings spike!

Who needs thoughtful commentary, or offbeat rhymes?

I can just post the latest photos of Clay Aiken!

And don't forget the porn! Here's a link to some grade-A smut: PORN

Alright, let me go check that site meter now...