So i was just interviewed by a radio station about gas prices
*chortles*Is this what they mean by a perfect "face for radio"?
Was this interview something about how much gas you normally use while driving around looking for strippers?
Did you slurp in between sentences for old times sake?
Brian, did you tearfully appologize on air. I've smelled your gas and we certainly pay a price.
Dude, why the long face? I mean, your hair looks damn frizzy (or something), but cheer up.
Jeez...did we really need another picture of Elliot from American Idol?
bad lighting... or something.
Sorry folks I can do nothing for Brian's appearance. Even I know when its a lost cause
If you lean in a little closer, I could fix that unibrow.
I like my unibrow. It keeps the bridge of my nose warm.
Be compelling.
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*chortles*
ReplyDeleteIs this what they mean by a perfect "face for radio"?
Was this interview something about how much gas you normally use while driving around looking for strippers?
ReplyDeleteDid you slurp in between sentences for old times sake?
ReplyDeleteBrian, did you tearfully appologize on air. I've smelled your gas and we certainly pay a price.
ReplyDeleteDude, why the long face? I mean, your hair looks damn frizzy (or something), but cheer up.
ReplyDeleteJeez...did we really need another picture of Elliot from American Idol?
ReplyDeletebad lighting... or something.
ReplyDeleteSorry folks I can do nothing for Brian's appearance. Even I know when its a lost cause
ReplyDeleteIf you lean in a little closer, I could fix that unibrow.
ReplyDeleteI like my unibrow. It keeps the bridge of my nose warm.
ReplyDelete