Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Haiku


The Dog
My dog licks his junk
On the other side of the desk
I cannot lick mine
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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I can't lick mine either.

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  2. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Evil little fish
    Whisper to me, "Kill, Kill, Kill"
    I need more coffee

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  3. richardSandwich1:52 PM

    with peanutbutter
    bring a new delightful treat
    toss the spatula

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  4. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Negisaba roll
    Melts like meat-flavored butter
    Raw fish is tasty

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  5. Sea Change2:17 PM

    Seriously, if I had balls, I would want them to be licked. That would compare (I think) to me having my clit played with all day... nirvana.

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  6. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Lick my clit all day
    Heaven like a Tootsie Pop
    Don't bite too hard now

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  7. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Hurray for subtlety!

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  8. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Real subtle. Like an Indian music video.

    You asked.

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  9. Anonymous11:38 PM

    I lick my clit all day..

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  10. Mr. Gin and Tonic11:52 PM

    photos?

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  11. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Haiku = 575
    Brian's Fetish = 585

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  12. Anonymous8:51 PM

    Haiku it is not
    Eight instead of seven beats
    Brian sucks yet again

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  13. Sea Change3:12 PM

    Basically, if you say "raw fish" in a sentence and post it where everyone can see it, women will flock to your comments board and say things about their pussies.

    Hooray for pussies!

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  14. Mr. Gin and Tonic1:08 PM

    Hmmm.. 8. I must have been drunk at the time.

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