Thursday, April 20, 2006

Good God, the Birthdays... (4/20)

Birthdays past:

Happy belated birthday to Josh. We were supposed to play poker. It never happened. I owe you a drink.

Actually born today:

Benjamin Lawrence. 5 pounds, something ounces. Mother and boy are doing well. I don't think Benjamin's dad actually reads the blog, but who knows...

Monthly:

The monkey is 16 months old today.

(Holy christ, my dog just let out the biggest belch... Smelled like dog food.)

Birthdays past:

Hitler was born this day in 1889

My ex-girlfriend, April, was born this day in... 1973? 1974? She wasn't a bad person, but every time I hear about Hitler's birthday it reminds me of her...

Birthdays future:

Happy birthday to Lisa from Wales. Her birthday is 4/21. I'm writing this on 4/20, but it is already 4/21 where she lives. Damn international date line... Of course by the time y'all read this it'll be 4/21 here in the Pacific Time Zone, and nearly 4/22 in the UK. Well, happy birthday nonetheless...

Miscellaneous holidays:

Happy 4/20 to my, uh, more herb-minded friends. Thanks to Anonymous for her kind donation.
That is all...

10 comments:

  1. Happy 4/20. : ) Hooray for kief!

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  2. Anonymous7:57 AM

    My Dental assitant Renee was born on this day. Hooray for boobies

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  3. Anonymous8:50 AM

    How come it's my birthday and you get the herbs?

    Thanks for my lounge mention - I am truly honoured....Hooray for me

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  4. Hooray for all of us, really...

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  5. Anonymous10:17 AM

    Your monkey was born on the 20th of a month? So was my monkey :-) He turned 23 months yesterday. How time flies!

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  6. Anonymous11:24 AM

    My 35th birthday was Monday April 17th.

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  7. Shit - I forgot to do the 4/20 post I had planned!

    Happy birthday to everyone, it seems.

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  8. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Brian was too polite to mention my age Ryan, but I was the same age as you yesterday but alas not today

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  9. oops! happy birthday to Ryan!!

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  10. Anonymous4:04 PM

    What about Earth day? Doesn't anyone care about this planet anymore? To celebrate, I made love to a woodchuck.

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