Monday, April 10, 2006

Blood Lust

As a Republican, I oppose almost everything that my party now stands for.

I oppose the religious right.
I oppose wreckless deficit spending.
I oppose right-wing activist judges (well, any judge with an agenda...)
I oppose Chenney in general, and
I oppose the Conquest of Iraq.

That having been said, what the fuck is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinking?? Our Commander In Chief is a witless warmongering Pinochio whose strings are being pulled by a bloodthirsty Atilla-like Vice President. Americans in general love to kill muslims for sport, and we're quickly running out of Iraqis to slaughter. Now, the President of Iran stands up and threatens the US with harm??

Does he not read the papers?? Forget the hypothetical weapons of mass destruction. This is clear and present danger! The unpopular president could double his approval ratings with one single massive air strike on Tehran.

I'm not saying that it would be right or wrong for the US to invade Iran. In fact, the prospect of fighting the global religious war that would likely ensue is not appealing. However, I feel comfortable saying that most Americans, since 1979, have secretly desired an all-out blood-letting in Iran.

Hell, if Chenney wanted unwavering domestic suppoort for an oil-field hijacking, he should have teamed up with Saddam and gone after the Ayatolla to begin with. Alas, Chenney's choices may have left us too weak to go after this tempting target. Of course, He's not up for re-election. So, nothing is stopping him from instituting the draft...

7 comments:

  1. Fuck it! I'll join back up to fight the Iranians! Let's not forget that it was THEY who tried to blow up Marty McFly and Doc!!!

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  2. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Bomb Bomb Bomb BombBomb IRAN, anyone remember singing that when Carter was president?

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  3. I thought those were the Libyans?
    Either way, I'd suggest stocking up on guns, ammo and food - because I sure all of you have seen Dawn of the Dead

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  4. Anonymous11:55 AM

    I too am a recovering Republican. I will add to Brian's list why I hate my party.
    1. Their unreasonable immigration policy is racist.
    2. This administration lacks all financial accountability and is deficit spending.
    3. This administration lacks all moral credibilty for the way it treats prisoners of war in contravention of human decency and international law.

    AAAUUUGGHHH!!!! I am so pissed I am going to BLOG. Read more after lunch on MySpace blog: rcollier@clarklindauer.com.

    RE Iran: I do not want to own Iran, like we own the mess in Iraq. Ninja strike the leader; look the other way when Israel bombs the crap out of their nuclear facilities.

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  5. I think there are two central truths from Brian's post:

    1. There's a profound decrease in relevance to "party identification" - Particularly of late.

    2. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING IN IRAN!? Its one thing to taunt, say... Clinton, who really only had an all-out attack on the KFC meal deal. But our present President has been know to escallate Defcon status based on getting stuck in bad traffic.

    Its a mad mad mad mad world

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  6. That's right - it was the Libyans...

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  7. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Your a bloody fool...

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Be compelling.

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