Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Room 101

"You asked me once," said O'Brien, "what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."


It's not that I support Obama. It's just that he has a way of saying things that I disagree with, but making me feel good about it anyway...


  1. Ok, Ill ignore the politics, I don't get it

    Over here, we have a TV programme called room 101 where celebs get to put things in room 101.

    What would you put in room 101?

    me - slacks, country music, peel off face masks, lorries and call centre staff

  2. Bill Clinton10:57 AM

    Hillary is double plus ungood (at blowjobs)

  3. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Im not sure I want a woman that can't keep her man satisfied holding the magic red button.

  4. I appreciate that although we may not achieve insightful political commentary, I can always rely upon our discussions of blowjobs!

    ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

  5. Can I vote for Perot?

  6. Perot, or Pedro?

  7. And whats with the Obama Apple inspired O?

  8. George Orwell4:24 PM

    Hillary is not my idea of Big Brotha... But maybe Obama is.

  9. Charlie from Candy Mountain4:28 PM

    Maybe Hillary can get the Government to pay for my new kidney

  10. hillary8:26 PM

    What you all don't know is that I can suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe. I earned the nickname Hoover and not just because of my striking resemblance to the character in Animal House.

    The problem is that I'm not Bill's type. He likes the trashy ladies. And, boys, you all secretly have a weakness for the skanky bitches out there. Its okay. We understand. Just don't expect us to suck your cocks when you are bangin' the fatties.


Be compelling.

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