Here I thought cerebral folks would value an introspective investigation of my memory's minutiae. Silly me.
I knew all along what the regular and repetitive readers of the lounge want. Why they want nothing less than ASS. And lots of it!!
So, here you go! Here is some fine smooth ass for you!!
Ya, that's what I'm talking about!! Let's look at more ass!!
Oh Fuck ya! Ass! Ass!
And for the ladies, (and Dr. Brian) here's some hot man ass!
Oh goddamn, look at all that ass! Forget all those words and shit! Who cares about a well written turn of phrase?? Let's look at more ass!
Oh my god, so much ass, I may never write anything ever again!
You're definitely not gay - that guy is not hot. Or you could be gay with no taste..
ReplyDeleteNext time you want a pic of a hot naked guy, ask me, I have a whole file of them
Would it be correct to ASSume that you are Butt hurt about yesterdays comments?
ReplyDeleteDont get me wrong we all like the nakie pics. Some of us look at that stuff on a daily(hourly) basis. Right Dave?
Your ability to make present day events give you flashbacks is a very clever way for us to see just how wierd you really are.
Hey,
ReplyDeleteWhere's my picture?
Oooh! Ass!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm not next to the best thing on earth anymore. :'(
ReplyDeleteUm, in retrospect, drinking and blogging don't mix...
ReplyDeleteNeither does drinking with Tom apparently
ReplyDeleteI miss Brian since I moved back to Cali
ReplyDeleteNice Blog Title. Asses tend to produce more blog comments faster than any other topic.
ReplyDeleteapparently...
ReplyDeleteActually, Dr. Brian, we now have whole teams in Puerto Rico that take care of this for the company.
ReplyDeleteWe have thugs.
I'm accepting donations for my legal defense, and Christmas orders.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm not that impressed with any of the chosen asses. This would have been the perfect opportunity to cross promote your interests and utilize the laminated list as your ass photograph material. I'm very disappointed in you, Brian.
ReplyDeleteThe first ass might be smooth, but Im more drawn to her not so smooth pussy bushing out...
ReplyDeleteI thought that the ass on the far right in the last photo was Amanda's.
ReplyDeletePerhaps this someone shouldn't leave such a long name. I can assure you that I do not wear lime green. Nor do I see the point of that pose. There's no action in that composition! Also. The panties would be cast aside, thrown willy nilly, I dare say. Definitely not my ass. And frankly, who HASN'T seen my panties? I was at sea, for god's sake!?
ReplyDeleteHey Amanda, if you want to send me a picture of your ass, I'd be happy to post it.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, you know you wanna...
Those pictures are only for me and the paying members, Brian.
ReplyDeleteI could get these guys to gin up some cash...
ReplyDeleteI'm highly overrated.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. It's true. You still love being overrated in those tight red pants, though.
ReplyDeleteDon't believe her. I'm her favorite pair.
ReplyDeleteThat's such a lie, and you know it. I'm her favorite pair. You can tell by how stretched out the elastic waistband is!
ReplyDeleteYou're all strectched out because you're the pair she masturbates in...
ReplyDeleteShe masturbates in all her panties and without them too. She's sort of hard up these days. You'd understand if you've seen her ass...
ReplyDeleteHey, goddamn it, don't blame me if you can't get laid!
ReplyDeleteThat's it. I'm moving out of this drawer.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to Amanda's panties keeping a blog.
ReplyDeleteMy vagina is jealous......
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