Monday, December 11, 2006

2 Ornaments

As the wife was hanging ornaments on our goddamn giant tree, she noted that only two out of our assortment of tree baubles were mine, or me-related.

So, if anyone was wondering, Amanda found THIS


  1. I think Mrs G and T has some shopping to do

    Make sure they are at the back though - you know me and coordinating trees..

  2. Anonymous9:24 PM

    mandarin oranges make a great ornament

  3. My god 58 ways to prove that you are the biggest geek around

  4. Oh come now, Dr. B, how many Lego sets do you own?

  5. Those are nice sayings, but crappy ornaments. I think Mrs. G & T should make you ornaments out of Battlestar Galactica figures and mini-ships.

    And Dr. B, fuck Brian, the amount of Lego sets you own does not indicate Geekiness, but is directly related to your ultimate power score in all of the universe.

    May the Supreme Legomaniac bless you this holiday season.

  6. i have 58 sets of space legos

  7. The panty2:41 PM

    You're such a geek. I don't think you have ever seen a vagina other than Britney's!

  8. not the real anonymous5:18 PM

    OK. Let me get this straight. Mrs. G&T was teetering on her pregnant toes hanging ornaments on Brian's giant phallic tree when she noted a lack appropriately geek-themed baubles. From past entries, we can surmise she was probably also fending off the Monkey, keeping the gay dog from placing his "stamp" on the tree, and preparing the non-alcoholic portions of the family's dinner while Brian was poring over which of his elaborate and well-worn lies to tell you all next. So, how exactly did it also become her job to build replica spaceships and assorted (probably naked) Cylon figurines?

  9. Wow. Someone is really grumpy.

    And who has pregnant toes?

  10. mmm... pregnant toes...

    oh I'm sorry, did I say that outloud?


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