Technically, I might not have internet access on Thursday. I might, but then, I might not. Who knows.
So, in advance of the happy occasion, I would like to wish Dave a very happy birthday.
37, I think.
38? nah..
Anyway, I have no words of wisdom or great oratories on the significance of this age. So, instead, here is a youtube goodie just for you...
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I think you represented that guy before Judge Bliven in Dallas.
ReplyDeleteThat was disturbing...kinda like Dave.
ReplyDeleteDave's a teddybear
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Dave.
ReplyDeleteAnd if the post title is supposed to be a commentary on his age, aren't you a few steps ahead of him on that same march?
Woooooohoooooooooo! You're all old! I'm young (old now, but younger than you)! Yaaaayyyy--wait...I have nothing to show for my age. Shit. Youth is over-rated. Have fun being old.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Dave, you must be the 8th, my hubby too, he'll be 37 as well....
ReplyDeleteAnd A, age is a virtue...you'll enjoy it when you get there
Just think, in a few years they will be recommending an anual colonoscopy. Then the real fun begins...
ReplyDelete(playing into a.'s reference to me be being ambiguously gay from yesterday)
I recommend colonoscopies and prostate exams for all men!
ReplyDeleteApart from being life saving, us women have had to put up with cervical smears for bloody years
Hehe, I like Lisa's reasoning.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though-- it's a good recommendation for women, too, especially if colon cancer runs in your family. Like mine does.
My cat had kittens, but she accidentally got run over by a car. Then the kittens were all eaten by wolves.
ReplyDeleteDave will love that story for his birthday.
ReplyDeletenice one "debbie"
No kidding "Debbie" way to brighten everyone's day.
ReplyDeleteMy high school classmate Tony, who allegedly had one testicle and so we called him "uno", died recently of oral cancer. He was 35. I know the perception out there is that we dentists are money grubbing whores. Which my response to that is "No, we aren't lawyers"
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, with HPV being so prevalent it is more important than ever to get an oral cancer screening.
Dave already knows this as him mom is a dental assistant. Hope you got her something nice for Sunday.
I hope you all go to church and give money to Jesus, because when you get colon cancer and die, I really don't want any of you coming to Hell and dragging our party down.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Satan, I think we're all joining your party
ReplyDeleteNnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry, it's too late, we all read this blog, therefore, hell is in our future
ReplyDeleteNo, my child, repent and come to Heaven. Up here, you can sit around all day making literal statements about medical procedures, and no one will care...
ReplyDeleteNa, I have a lot of partying to do in the after life
ReplyDeleteWe throw parties too, you know, with chocolate milk and graham crackers...
ReplyDeleteJudging from today's comments, I think Hell might be a little to spicy for most of you.
Dr. B., I love the gays. That's why I made friends with Mr. G and T. It was the sweater vest that clinched it. I felt so safe.
ReplyDeleteHPV... oral cancer... so a man doesn't need to have two balls in order to do so much muff diving that it eventually kills him? ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, we purposely post to annoy the comment police
ReplyDeleteThe 3 way we're having by email is far more fun
You've got no idea Mr. Jesus Christ I'm definitely not into graham crackers and milk
ReplyDelete[Yawn]
ReplyDeleteI'm damn tasty. Goddamn tasty.
ReplyDeleteI think if anyone would know if you're into graham crackers and milk, it would be the all-knowing, almighty son of god, Mr. Jesus Christ. I hear he has a finger on the pulse of generations!
ReplyDeleteSo is vodka and cranberry juice
ReplyDeleteNot just milk... CHOCOLATE milk!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are graham crackers...
ReplyDeleteSimilar to a digestive. Not quite, but as close as you'll come in the UK.
ReplyDeleteI was kicked out by the other one.
ReplyDeleteCould A make a few more comments today?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Dave doesn't come in here anymore. You all are fuckin wierd.
ReplyDeleteDid you mean "wired" or "weird"?
ReplyDeleteEither way, yes.
Anonymous, no worries. I CAN make more comments. Also, I won't be available in a week, as I'll be in England making my way to a beautiful oceanic cruiseliner full of sexual opportunities. It's going to be AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteIch bin ein Berliner
ReplyDeleteIt's Ivo. And he's a Steffenburger which is almost a Hamburger, not a donut.
ReplyDeleteThe title of this post is really fitting. Do you people ever work?
ReplyDeleteMultitasking, my friend :)
ReplyDeleteIt's evening here.
ReplyDeleteIm just wasting time till The Apprentice and BG is on
But there is no Steffenburg. There's a Steffenberg, but that's too far away from Hamburg to be considered "almost".
ReplyDeleteWell A good luck to you with your sexual opportunities. I hope you don't catch HPV or something worse
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ReplyDeleteOy. Go eat a pastry and calm down. It IS Steffenberg, but I was trying to get to a hamburger/donut joke. I strove, and I failed. Still, at least I know the guy's name and how to spell it. (Thank god for name tags.)
ReplyDeletePerhaps Map should eat a Berliner, he should be able to find one ;-)
ReplyDeleteHere. I think this might benefit you in some way.
ReplyDeleteI was watching that expecting some kama sutra moves
ReplyDeleteOh well
Death by doughnut?
ReplyDeleteMmmm... donut... *drooolll*
ReplyDeleteTake it all bitch!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to kill her someday soon.
ReplyDeleteI need a douching.
ReplyDeleteAnd once again, the comments section just takes off on a direction of its own...
ReplyDeleteWahhh... I miss my foreskin
ReplyDeleteDave - if you read this far down - Happy B-day - i think that's what this blog was about anyways.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't know, I don't read it anymore.
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