Its morning in Houston and the temperature is about three hundred degrees outside. Seriously. I could roll myself in corn batter, walk outside and bake myself into a relleno.
In New Orleans, I ate exciting food, visited exciting blues clubs, met beautiful naked dancers, visited fascinating voo doo shops and drank gin and tonics down the length of Bourbon Street.
In Houston, I ate at Burger King, drank Gin and Tonics in my room and masturbated a lot.
You and your hate of the heat. Didn't you grow up in California? Enjoy it. It's like 60 degrees and grey skies in Portland right now....
ReplyDeletebet he's sweating like..
ReplyDeletewell, like a lawyer in a room of cowboys and bikers......
Spooky, its like that here too.
ReplyDeleteFalse advertising! I came here expecting to see a photo of a delicious, hearty Southern breakfast platter :-9
ReplyDeleteRe: weather-- I know! What's up with the dreary weather all of a sudden-- in the middle of May!
ReplyDeleteIt makes me laugh when I think of Brian in a room full of bikers...do you think he sticks out like a sore thumb?
ReplyDeleteIts 70 degrees and climbing here in Wales. For a change..
ReplyDeleteand I think Brian would stick out like the whole hand
Who wants to bet Brian has his first gay sexual experience this weekend.
ReplyDeleteHey there boy, I like your sweater vest. You sure got a purdy mouth.
ReplyDeleteJealous anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous must be jealous, hiding behind "Anonymous."
ReplyDeleteThis weekend won't be his first.
ReplyDeleteJust Sayin...
There will very likely be almost no gay experiences this weekend whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteThat's just because he couldn't find a prostitute who had a layaway plan. Cheapskate.
ReplyDelete"almost"!
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true lawyer
ReplyDeleteEvery day has the chance for an awkward homoerotic moment. Sometimes it doesn't necessarily involve Brian's direct influence.
ReplyDelete*Yawn*
ReplyDeleteExcept for the comments from A. Even anonymous was painfully unoriginal.
G&T Business Trip City Cage Match:
ReplyDeleteHouston or New Orleans?
New Orleans by a long shot.
ReplyDeleteIn New Orleans, I ate exciting food, visited exciting blues clubs, met beautiful naked dancers, visited fascinating voo doo shops and drank gin and tonics down the length of Bourbon Street.
In Houston, I ate at Burger King, drank Gin and Tonics in my room and masturbated a lot.