Ok, first, click here: Sactuary for the Senses
Be sure to read the "reviews" section.
So, basically, we're talking about a hand job, right? Three hours, though. I hope she uses lubrication.
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Hey dude,
ReplyDeleteAre things ok at home? I go away for a week and the last 3 posts are
"touch my monkey, lotion, 3 hours"
don't forget "rubbing my meat and making sauce"
ReplyDeleteit's just a coincidence.
Coincidence?! Coming from someone whose highest calling is that he can blog without pants?!
ReplyDeleteI think not.
This blog is becoming very cockcentric.
ReplyDeleteNo inog, Chicago is not on the way to China.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's either look at this crap or read Surocco v Geary.
Yikes..those are some scary Glamour Shots. Are they supposed to help sell it? Of course, I'd still take a hand job from her.
ReplyDeleteActually, Inog's Wife, Surocco v. Geary is quite analogous to the facts at hand. The holding in Surocco was that the individual's loss is superceded by the necessity of the greater public good. Or, as Spock said to Kirk, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." (although, the takings clause of the 5th amendment may bear on the issue...)
ReplyDeleteIn the case of the massage therapist, the needs of her many clients outweigh the needs of whatever few in Chicago may object to spirituality-based prostitution operations.
You can tell your torts professor that this analysis came from someone who eventually passed the Oregon State Bar Eam.
I am certain Professor Graham will be happy to hear of your success.
ReplyDeleteNecessitas inducit privilegium quod jura privata.
Sona si Latine loqueris
ReplyDeleteGreat response Brian. If only you had the eloquence and wisdom in law school, you might have passed. Inog's wife, do provide Brian's response to Professor Graham.
ReplyDeleteLaughter still echoes through the halls. Even within the library. Someone has inked a mustache and glasses on Brian's class picture and written: If he can pass the bar you can too!
ReplyDeleteMorale is low. Send more highlighters please. And a new Latin dictionary.
I got a gold star from The Judge on my Surocco brief.
ReplyDeleteDid you quote Spock?
ReplyDeleteWe discussed the Trouble with Tribbles.
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