Well, now it is new years. A time for reflection. A time for Change.
I am now 37. Substantially well into my adulthood, and I should be prepared to embrace a greater degree of responsibility. Greater maturity. After all, I am father of two. I have a family, a wife and a home. I have a career and, hopefully soon, a piece of a practice.
However, in all reality, I really like to drink. I like to stay up late. I like to look at porn. I like red meat, strong coffee and cheese. I like to drive fast, play poker, and spend money.
I love to play with Legos. I like to build model rockets. I like to blow shit up.
I am fascinated by toy trains, telescopes and boobs.
I am likely to throw chocolate balls out my 7th-story window; I fantasize about driving into oncoming traffic.
Sure, I could change. I could resolve to be something or someone else, but why? I am who I am, and I like who I am. Hopefully, you like who I am too. If not, you could resolve to get over it...
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I have resolved to devote my life to our lord and savior jesus christ.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to change. As long as you're responsible when you need to be, you can be the big kid that you are at all other times.
ReplyDeleteMen are just little boys with bigger toys after all.
I have resolved to have more fun and shag more
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ReplyDeleteI have resolved to be more open-minded toward your latent homosexuality.
ReplyDeleteI like you just the way you are. Wierd, isn't it??
ReplyDeleteLive every day to its fullest
ReplyDeleteYou're so snarky sexy.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever go up to high places and have an overwhelming urge to throw your self off?
ReplyDeleteThe national geographic theme makes me want to pluck out my eardrums.
MMMM Legos and porn
Everyone is a little bit child and a little bit adult. In between the child and the adult is the Self.
ReplyDeleteThe little girl in me likes to play dress up and gross people out. My adult nature makes me worry about things that don't need worrying. In between, I like games, books, sex, baths, hiking, art and writing, chocolate and fast food.
I don't see anything wrong with that! Like I said in my post, I don't make resolutions, I simply make goals that can change anytime I want.
i'm smart enough, i'm good enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
ReplyDeleteHey Rachel, Do you ever dress up like Bo Peep while eating Taco Bell because that would be HOT!
ReplyDeleteNo but I do.
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