Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Miracle

I poked the dead fish to dislodge it from beneath the bubble wand, and it jerked back to life and swam away.

I believe that I now have the healing power to bring the dead back to life.

5 comments:

  1. um, no....

    It wasn't dead, it was stuck

    idiot

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  2. I think there is also an image of Mary in the Algae growing on the side of the tank. I think it's time to start selling admission to catholics...

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  3. Anonymous1:49 PM

    maybe you can heal your own gayness

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  4. Perhaps that explains your fascination with putting your hands down your pants....

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  5. Anonymous7:49 PM

    I'll buy a ticket if you stop asking to borrow my rosary beads - they smell funny now.

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Be compelling.

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