I like pale-skinned, redheaded, natural-breasted dirty slutty strippers for two reasons. First, they are pretty. I like things that are pretty. Second, they make my lap feel funny. I like things that make my lap feel funny.
Reading for Comprehension:
1. 1-2-3-2-3. The power paragraph. Can you believe this passed for leading-edge learning theory in 1978?
2. Portland really seems to be the ideal place for pale-skinned, redheaded, natural-breasted dirty slutty strippers.
3. Can you write your own power paragraph?
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And what do we have behind door number 2 Bob?
ReplyDeleteWelllll Hall, it's a dirty old man with his dick stuck in a watermelon.
Wah Wah Wah.
Hmmm Brian likes strippers. That's like saying "I like food" or "oxygen is good"
ReplyDeleteBrian, once again you prove that you attended the dumbass elementary school.
You rode the short bus too didn't you?
Imagine if you had written that well the first time you took the bar exam.
ReplyDeleteI think that IS what I wrote for my bar exam essay...
ReplyDeleteouch leah!!
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