There are places in the world where women will walk for hours in bare feet over rough terrain to carry a couple of gallons of clean water back to their families.
In this country, some women have the time and money to pay other people to wax their cooters for them.
The Bikini
2 oz Vodka
1 oz White Rum
1/2 oz Sweetened Condensed Milk
1 oz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Sugar
Shake with ice, strain, serve with a twist of lemon...
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