It says something quite tragic that only one person has bothered to post about the hiatus within a day and a half of original posting. Brian, are you simply downtrodden over the seeming lack of readership?
Brian, I don't miss you. I know you're at home in sweats, in front of the computer, doing things that are illegal in several states and banned by the Vatican, unless you're with a nun.
one word: rehab
ReplyDeleteIt says something quite tragic that only one person has bothered to post about the hiatus within a day and a half of original posting. Brian, are you simply downtrodden over the seeming lack of readership?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm quite used to that by now. Thanks.
ReplyDeletemonkeyballs.
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor princess. Call the Waaaaabulance! I don't think she had a baby; she became a baby.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking you need to do a goatboy tribute. He got robbed.
ReplyDeleteLazy Bastard! I'm in Italy and I'm updating my blog!
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could ruminate on your fondness for all things one can find under their couch? Or, a retrospective on drinks served at the Tahiti?
Is your marriage in trouble?
ReplyDeleteEverything is fine folks. We'll be back in a short time. I promise not to switch things up like Details Magazine did during its hiatus...
ReplyDeleteWorked for David Bowie. And Elton John. Well, it worked for David Bowie.
ReplyDeleteI heard Brian was having a sex change and was dating Ewan McGregor while taking on the Russian mob.
ReplyDeleteHey... I'm beginning to miss you. Did you fall off the planet?
ReplyDeleteBrian,
ReplyDeleteI don't miss you. I know you're at home in sweats, in front of the computer, doing things that are illegal in several states and banned by the Vatican, unless you're with a nun.
Good Lord post a picture of a turd or something.
ReplyDeleteDo you not understand the meaning of the word "Hiatus?"
ReplyDeleteClever...
ReplyDeleteA gap or interruption in space, time, or continuity; a break.
ReplyDeleteThe shark is in Vancouver
ReplyDeleteI am enjoying the break from his babble.
ReplyDeleteAnd my verification word is "pigzht." That is the best one so far.
I applaud Brian for his use of this "talk amongst yourselves" strategy.
ReplyDeleteBrian Who?
ReplyDeleteI should be the American Idol.
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