tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post4626729381828113184..comments2023-10-26T04:29:38.283-07:00Comments on Gin and Tonic Lounge: ErosionMr. Gin and Tonichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03570237594535782373noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-66013075506116076752008-04-07T15:28:00.000-07:002008-04-07T15:28:00.000-07:00Barista tells her:True cappuccino no moreThan six ...Barista tells her:<BR/>True cappuccino no more<BR/>Than six ounces milk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-12687326308016258502008-04-07T14:52:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:52:00.000-07:00I am a thrash metal band from Switzerland. But I h...I am a thrash metal band from Switzerland. But I have been known to jack up some teeth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-23617906541447840462008-04-07T14:47:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:47:00.000-07:00A stupid dentistGet your hand out of her blouse Be...A stupid dentist<BR/>Get your hand out of her blouse <BR/>Better call lawyerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-62694800536571806262008-04-07T14:41:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:41:00.000-07:00makes ya wonder what else she polished off...makes ya wonder what else she polished off...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-89019459576882200702008-04-07T14:32:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:32:00.000-07:00Everytime I hear of Mrs. G&T polishing off a bottl...Everytime I hear of Mrs. G&T polishing off a bottle of tequila... I glow with satisfaction for a job well done.deucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17809959914058993093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-12869795661751035292008-04-07T14:29:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:29:00.000-07:00The acid comes upBurning tissue, rotting teethYour...The acid comes up<BR/>Burning tissue, rotting teeth<BR/>Your breath smells like deathAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-15736849992884290612008-04-07T14:26:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:26:00.000-07:00Esophagus doesn't start with a "U"Esophagus doesn't start with a "U"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-71307349927945299882008-04-07T14:14:00.000-07:002008-04-07T14:14:00.000-07:00Oh yeah, I almost forgot GURD. Thats a great one t...Oh yeah, I almost forgot GURD. Thats a great one to get. It almost looks like Bulimia as it rots the enamel from the inside first. <BR/><BR/>I'm thinking of naming my next child GURD. Either that or Goiter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-88421008096545347692008-04-07T11:38:00.000-07:002008-04-07T11:38:00.000-07:00Smiling lawyer guynever tips the barista that wasn...Smiling lawyer guy<BR/>never tips the barista <BR/>that wasn't real creamAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-56574500724504334182008-04-07T11:11:00.000-07:002008-04-07T11:11:00.000-07:00So hot and frothyCoffee man makes me with loveThen...So hot and frothy<BR/>Coffee man makes me with love<BR/>Then dips his penisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-44261524708273715912008-04-07T10:50:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:50:00.000-07:00I guess I should lay off the spray on tanning prod...I guess I should lay off the spray on tanning products. <BR/><BR/>and it was a half cap decaf carmel moca frap...lattes are so '87 <BR/><BR/>just sayinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-73210517076942372012008-04-07T10:43:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:43:00.000-07:00Young girl drinks latteThrough a straw, teeth glea...Young girl drinks latte<BR/>Through a straw, teeth gleaming white.<BR/>Her skin is orange.familytrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240555495615204930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-29807924444966868532008-04-07T10:34:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:34:00.000-07:00Mitch's desk has filesIn piles high into the skyMo...Mitch's desk has files<BR/>In piles high into the sky<BR/>More work tomorrowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-1214813793440326752008-04-07T10:24:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:24:00.000-07:00My desk is the creek. Each day, I try to get files...My desk is the creek. Each day, I try to get files off of it, actual work completed, etc. And yet, each day, the tide rises up and resets the desk... covering it with work anew...Mitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567853509649749884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-63887405857432926672008-04-07T10:03:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:03:00.000-07:00If you drink soft drinks all day, like for instanc...If you drink soft drinks all day, like for instance Dr. Pepper, it will erode the enamel off of your teeth in just a number of months. Lemons seem to do the trick also. Trying placing a lemon wedge over your front teeth and leave it there for hours. <BR/><BR/>Just a helpful hint for the day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-15179834242877114832008-04-07T10:01:00.000-07:002008-04-07T10:01:00.000-07:00You're trying to make us think too hard on a Monda...You're trying to make us think too hard on a Monday morning...why don't you tell us the meaning tomorrow.Margehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14712947093480926628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-83187833380414807162008-04-07T09:36:00.000-07:002008-04-07T09:36:00.000-07:00As I look out from my hotel room, there are no suc...As I look out from my hotel room, there are no such creeks on Waikiki. Have not been any all week.<BR/><BR/>So i don't know what you are talking about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com