Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Not in Oregon

Finally, freaks doing frealky things in OTHER states...

Man accused of spray-painting 3 goats

Tue Nov 28, 10:26 PM ET

A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner, police said Tuesday.

"Obviously it's not an occurrence you see every day," Karst said. "I think it was a situation where this harassment got out of hand."

He would not elaborate on past instances of harassment or what the feud involved but said the suspects were known to the property owner.

Karst said he did not know specifically how the goats were harmed, but a veterinarian said the goats became sick after eating the magazine pages. The vet, Stacey Dallas, also said the orange paint was on their genitals and described the act as torture.

6 comments:

  1. Was the paint glow in the dark?
    Cos that could come in handy...

    Im Welsh remember, sometimes the country boys get bored with sheep

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  2. The vet better check the goats for venereal disease. Those country boys will fuck anything.

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  3. Anonymous3:41 PM

    -We were not victims. We were just having a porn and paint goat orgy. Can't goats have a bit of fun?-

    Translated from goat

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  4. Anonymous4:17 PM

    So I like goats. Someone got a problem with that?

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  5. Anonymous8:08 PM

    Did this occur in California? Was the culprit's first name Tom, by any chance? Just asking...

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  6. Anonymous7:49 PM

    I would never paint a goat's genitals orange. They prefer aquamarine.

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